Fuck this shit.

thedorseyshawexperience:

I’m getting chinese food.

Are you picking up or ordering in? It’s a minor thing, really, this whole going outside business. 

thedorseyshawexperience:

redvelvetteacake:

things i need.

it’s beautiful. 

You haven’t been outside yet, have you? Because it’s February and snowing. P.S. - We highly recommend going out to get coffee today. It is weather-appropriate.

thedorseyshawexperience:

redvelvetteacake:

things i need.

it’s beautiful. 

You haven’t been outside yet, have you? Because it’s February and snowing. 

P.S. - We highly recommend going out to get coffee today. It is weather-appropriate.

thedorseyshawexperience:

I got drunk and learned this song on the accordion late last night.

I think we need to arrange an intervention.

thedorseyshawexperience:

huntershunters:

Playing tonight at death by audio with Jeff the brotherhood and the numerators. Stoked!

I NEED TO GET OUT MORE

We agree. 

Dorsey Shaw, spend less time spinning in your bathroom. Maybe pick up some girls. You are cute. You can totally do this.

(If this is not your bathroom, good job!) 

(Source: thedorseyshawexperience)

WTF, Dorsey Shaw.

(Source: thedorseyshawexperience)

Cigarettes are bad for you, Dorsey Shaw.

(Source: thedorseyshawexperience)

thedorseyshawexperience:

crackers and ice water. probably my all-time favorite meal. 

Go to the supermarket, Dorsey Shaw.

thedorseyshawexperience:

crackers and ice water. probably my all-time favorite meal. 

Go to the supermarket, Dorsey Shaw.

thedorseyshawexperience:

late lunch

I recommend trying that with something other than pizza.

thedorseyshawexperience:

late lunch

I recommend trying that with something other than pizza.

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thedorseyshawexperience:

i’m going to the olive garden tomorrow by myself. 

I suppose this counts as going outside. Still, you could try harder.

thedorseyshawexperience:

i’m going to the olive garden tomorrow by myself. 

I suppose this counts as going outside. Still, you could try harder.